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Baby Come Back To Me or The Day Dana White Blocked Me

Photo Credit: From this awesome Japanese Comic

9/8/2011 – The day I’ll never forget (and not just because it was the day Caged was released).

There I was sitting in the plush seats of the Thailand Creative & Design Center grading my college student’s literary analysis essays. At about the two-hour mark I decided to give my brain a break and check out my Twitter. Little did I know my life would forever change.

I scrolled through to see what was happening at the Good Men Project, then what the MTV Exit campaign against human trafficking was up to. Then, a ReTweet came through with @DanaWhite at the forefront. He likes to be there. I clicked on Dana to see what he was up to. The follow button appeared. What? I thought. I’m 100% positive I’d already been following the man himself, the legend Dana White. Startled, I quickly clicked “Follow” so my life could go on. So I could breathe again. Then, this Twitter message appeared and my heart stopped for a second:

“Sorry, you can’t follow this user (because they’re blocking you). Learn more.”

I searched Twitter to see if others had experienced this same traumatic event. I was desperate for a support group. You have to realize that on this very day Dana Tweeted that people were idiots, morons, douches, goofs, jackasses, cryin pusses, twitter tough guys, dorks, nerds, 40-year-old virgins and the one that gives me those wonderful butterflies in my stomach: superdouche. Do you see what I could be missing out on? Why I needed an answer? Dana is so much more than what is portrayed in this video:

Luckily, I found many others who had been blocked around the same time. What a relief! But I was not content, I kept digging for reasons. I did not want to, no, I could not miss out on the aforementioned name-calling. Ahh, I thought to myself. There’s a link. Dana has blocked some of those who have followed or talked with his mom (@JuneWhiteMMA). Whew. Okay. So maybe I still have a chance.

Dana, here I am. Baby come back to me.

About Cameron

Cameron Conaway is the Social Justice Editor of The Good Men Project. An award-winning author, he was the 2007-2009 Poet-in-Residence at the University of Arizona’s MFA Creative Writing Program. In 2007 he graduated from Penn State with a dual Criminal Justice/English major. His work has appeared or been reviewed in ESPN, The Huffington Post, Rattle, Sherdog, Cosmo, Teach Magazine, The Australian, Ottawa Arts Review and elsewhere. Follow him on Google and on Twitter: @CameronConaway.

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